Gadgets you won't see at this week's consumer electronics show ... but should
A device that lets you TiVo life, a clairvoyant watch, and the mood synthesizer.
As the new year begins, a host of companies is unveiling products to help consumers find the right work-life balance in 2008. Here are a few entries featured in our new product catalog:
TIME TRACKER II: For those who often wonder where the day went, scientists at Dell have developed a search engine powerful enough to track where time actually goes. At last you can easily print out a spreadsheet showing how many minutes you devoted last Thursday to changing the cat box or reading a position paper by Ron Paul.
META TIVO: Engineers at Sony have invented a device that helps you stop living in the moment. The TiVo for life allows you to record significant events and watch them later, when you might have more time available. A press of a button will preserve all those memories – weddings, birthday parties, mud-wrestling tournaments – that you're just too busy to experience now.
TIME PEACE: The geniuses at Rolex have introduced a watch that's clairvoyant. Featuring special sensors, it reads your mind at any given moment and then automatically tells you the time you wish it would be.
MOOD SYNTHESIZER: For those who always feel misunderstood, technicians at Radio Shack can convert you – your identity, your spiritual essence – to a high-definition format. The store now sells a device that is guaranteed to improve how everyone perceives you within 30 days or you get a new set of behavior patterns installed.
Other products slated to arrive in 2008 are still in the embryonic phase. One company, for instance, is testing a bathroom mirror that makes you appear more intelligent than you are, while another is developing a private jet that can fly so fast through earlier time zones that you can get back to your weight in high school.
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