McCain cancels Letterman. Letterman rips McCain

"I've got all my money in second-hand FEMA trailers," he said. "I'm not worried about the economy, I've got all my money in an alpaca ranch. I've got all my money in Rosie O'Donnell aftershave."

A serious Dave?

But it wasn't all laughs for Letterman.  He wasn't happy with the cancellation and it was apparent in his remarks.  After all, the two go back. McCain has appeared on the Letterman show 12 times.

"So now I wonder if he'll ever come back," he said.   "Do you think he'll come back? A hero. An honest-to-God hero. An American hero. Maybe the only actual hero I know. I've met the man. I know the guy. So I'm more than a little disappointed by this behavior. 'We're suspending the campaign.' Are we suspending it because there's an economic crisis or because the poll numbers are sliding?"

Another twist

Letterman had yet another way to lampoon McCain when he found out that McCain was still in New York -- not flying to Washington.  In fact, McCain was talking to Katie Couric.

With the video feed of McCain and Couric displayed for all to see, Letterman quipped, "He doesn’t seem to be racing to the airport, does he? Hey, John, I got a question! You need a ride to the airport?"

Sorry Dave

As for the McCain team, they apologized for the last-minute cancellation.  On the Today Show, a McCain spokesperson said it "wasn't a night for comedy."

"We deeply regret offending Mr. Letterman, but our candidate's priority at this moment is to focus on this crisis," Nicolle Wallace said.

Top Ten

Of course it wouldn't be a David Letterman show without a "Top Ten List."  And last night's expectedly was aimed at John McCain.

The Top Ten Questions People are Asking The John McCain Campaign

10. "I just contributed to your campaign - how do I get a refund?

9. "It's Sarah Palin - does this mean I'm pars'dent?"

8. "Can't you solve this by selling some of your houses?"

7. "This is Clay Aiken. Is McCain single?"

6. "Do you still think the fundamentals of our economy are strong, Genius?"

5. "Are you doing all of this just to get out of going on Letterman?"

4. "What would Matlock do?"

3. "Hillary here - my schedule is free Friday night."

2. "Is this just an excuse to catch up on napping?"

1. "This is President Bush - what's all this trouble with the economy?"

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