2020 preview: Oscar winner Barack Obama? Defense Secretary Stephen Colbert?
The once well-defined boundary between politics and the celebrity-media complex is already blurring beyond recognition.
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Try tuning to cable news. When you’re not watching a show hosted by a former politician (Joe Scarborough, Mike Huckabee), you’re watching a pundit who has toyed with running for political office (Lou Dobbs, Chris Matthews). Back in the dark ages of the 20th century, politicians used to work as lobbyists between stints in elective office. In 2020, they’ll simply run the media.Skip to next paragraph
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And don’t forget about good ol’ Tom Delay. The former Republican House majority leader appeared on one of 2009’s big reality-contest hits, “Dancing With the Stars.” Try to imagine what he’ll be doing in 10 years… I’d rather not.
In the year 2020, we’ll be used to all this. That’s not to say that we’ll be happy about it. It’ll be pretty annoying, actually. Picture it:
Secretary-General Bono refuses to take a realistic approach to anything at the UN. Those rose-colored sunglasses are really getting to him. President Schwarzenegger can’t get anything done on Capitol Hill because Speaker Stewart keeps making fun of him for the movie “Jingle All The Way.” Even Ronald Reagan wasn’t in any movies that bad.
When former President Obama was awarded the Oscar, the Emmy, the Grammy, and the Tony, “Obama: the Musical Extravaganza” hadn’t been released yet. He was still writing it, but we all knew it would be the greatest thing of all time, ever.
And America is getting extremely bored of watching snowmobile races on RogueTV.
The era of political entertainment and self-righteous celebrities is not a proud one for American culture. Politics in 2020 is pure entertainment. Actors, musicians, and artists see themselves as specially anointed oracles for the unclean masses, and they are revered.
Fortunately, however, there are no more White House party crashers like the Salahis. There’s no need, actually, because the contestants on “Real World: Washington, D.C., 2020” are crashing at the White House.
You may be shocked, but the warning signs are all around you. So don’t be surprised when they give Joe Biden his own late-night talk show. That guy’s full of funny.
Jared Hall is studying political science and linguistics at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. He is a columnist for the Daily Illini.