Famous people give their New Year's resolutions
Another tattoo for Rudy Giuliani and a yodeling lesson for Martha Stewart.
By Chuck Cohenfrom the December 28, 2007 edition
Rudy Giuliani
1 Get a fourth 9/11 tattoo
2. Learn how to spell NASCAR
3. Stop calling "grits," "polenta"
Hillary Clinton
1. Find a hobby for Bill
2. Suggest Wellesley start a football team
3. Find a second hobby for Bill
Lou Dobbs
1. No more burritos
2. Stop the tango lessons
3. Insist restaurants cook my sushi
Queen Elizabeth
1. Throw out my mini skirts
2. Insist Phil stop eating peanuts in bed
3. Ask Helen Mirren if she'd like the job
Martha Stewart
1. Find something to do with Twinkies
2. Improve my yodeling
3. Knit a computer
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