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'OK, you hold her and I'll get the bucket of oats.'

Debra Chew Knoxville, Tenn.

Marla K. is nearly knocked over by the livestock that came free in her new SUV. 'I forgot about the "Big as a Barn" promotion until I opened the door,' she said.

Shaun Case Nevada City, Calif.

'All I meant was, I wanted a little "me" time.'

Rosemary Pendery DeFuniak Springs, Fla.

'Never fails....I put on a tux, 'n' she wants takeout.'

Thomas M. Simmons Lancaster, Calif.

ANTARCTIC EXISTENTIALIST: A penguin is, in an ice field.

Jane Kepp Santa Fe, N.M.

'I still like baseball better.'

P. Schilling New York, N.Y.

'Help! I shrunk my teacher!'

Bill Hekking Bradenton, Fla.

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