Riddles Save for later Saved By Kim Stecher, 9 1/2 April 14, 1980 Save for later Saved North Reading, Mass. — 1. What do you call a carrot who insults a farmer? A fresh vegetable. 2. Why do tall people make better weathermen than short ones? Because short people are the last to find out that it's raining. Recommended: Could you pass a US citizenship test?