10 pieces of wisdom from Mindy Kaling

'The Office' actress Mindy Kaling writes about karaoke and a horrible audition where she looked like Angelina Ballerina.

2. "Jack and Diane" are lazy


Kaling says the subjects of the John Mellencamp song "Jack and Diane," who hang out "outside the tastee freeze," always strike her as "frivolous." "Why are these kids not home doing their homework?" she writes. "Why aren't they setting the table for dinner or helping out around the house? Who allows their kids to hang out in parking lots? Isn't that loitering?"

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