How to Get Obama to Pick You as VP

Jacob Turcotte

Governor Tim Kaine of Virginia outdid all prospective candidates for vice president Tuesday while appearing on FOX News. Loyalty is job number one when you serve as a vice president. Always give the President credit for success. Even give a presidential candidate credit for success -- as in stopping a war.

According to the Governor, Russia's decision to halt military action against Georgia was due to one person: Barack Obama.

“It was a bad crisis for the world," Kaine said. "It required tough words but also a smart approach to call on the international community to step in. And I’m very, very happy that the Senator's request for a ceasefire has been complied with by President Medvedev.”

Step aside, Senator Bayh. We have a winner.

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