`As Jesse Jackson says ...'
In the wake of Sen. Joseph Biden's forced exit from the 1988 presidential race, politicians are jumpy about plagiarism. But at a weekend debate sponsored by the Democratic Black Caucus, Jesse Jackson gave some of his fellow Democratic candidates tips on self-protection. During the question period, Rep. Richard Gephardt of Missouri suggested that what the nation needs is ``star schools,'' not ``star wars.''
Gov. Michael Dukakis quickly responded: ``I thought that was my line.'' The Massachusetts governor had used similar words in an Iowa debate.
Then Mr. Jackson sought to give both men a lesson in political speaking. ``I'll tell you how to deplagiarize and get away with it,'' he said.
First, Jackson said, you say, ``As Governor Dukakis says, star schools. ...''
Then you say, ``As a great philosopher once said, star schools. ...''
Finally, you say, ``As I always believed, star schools. ...''
These are ``the three steps to deplagiarism,'' Jackson said, as the audience laughed and applauded.