Now the good news from one school
Clearwater, Fla. — The Pinellas County School Board is delighted to announce that: More than 96 percent Pinellas students were not suspended or expelled this past school year.
Some 97 percent caused no trouble on the school buses.
A whopping 98 percent arrived at school on time.
An even higher 99 percent were not disciplined for fighting on school grounds , did not have drugs or alcohol on school premises, and did not vandalize school property.