If I Ever Have a Pet

If I ever had a fish, I would put him in a dish. If I ever had a cat, I would wear him on my hat. If I ever had a bird, He would sing until I heard. If I ever had a dog, I would trade him for a frog. If I ever had an otter, I would throw him in the water. If I ever had a pet, I'll be good to him, I bet.