It's almost as though they already had somebody lined up!
The White House announced Saturday that they've filled the position of social secretary. You remember, just yesterday the outgoing social secretary announced that she would be outgoing.
If you recognize Smoot's name it's because she was a big-wig in the Obama campaign. She served as his national finance director. Smoot takes the place of Rogers who is departing but not because of any controversy -- like that gate crasher incident at the State Dinner a couple months ago.
Who says? Well, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, for one. He was asked that question yesterday.
"I don't think it did, no," Gibbs said when asked about it yesterday.
"The incident at the State Dinner was not a deciding factor," Rogers said.
"This is a good time for me to explore opportunities in the corporate world," she added.
Skeptics would say, "In another news, LaDanian Tomlinson announced he decided to leave the San Diego Chargers and Tiger Woods held a press conference to say he was ending his relationship with Gatorade."
But enough with the skeptics. What the world needs now is love.
And just in case there are any skeptical people out there, the White House is already going on the offensive to block it.
Sure, Smoot was a fundraiser, they say. But so what? So was another social secretary.
Stand by your woman
By the way, Chicago Mayor Richard Daley is tired of people blaming Rogers for the gate-crasher incident.
"There's only one group responsible for the security of the White House and the president. There's only one person, that's the Secret Service," the mayor said. "Let's stop blaming her for anybody walking in there, because no one can stop anyone with the exception of the Secret Service," he said.
She's gone. We better learn how to face it. So follow us on Twitter.