OMG! Bristol and Levi are dunzo!

Word broke today that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol and Levi Johnston, the father of their 2 1/2 month old baby, have broken up.

Not even the Love Boat had a happy ending every time.

Remember when Charo had a crush on Capitan Stubing and they didn't end up together? Although we were all heartbroken, Charo moved on.

So will Bristol Palin. For all we know, she may be the Charo of the 21st century.

Break up

It's true, Bristol and Levi Johnston are no longer. Splitsville. Toast. Done.

Word of a breakup between Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's daughter and Johnston, the father of their 2 1/2 month old baby, broke today. People close to the teenagers, however, say "OMG! Yeah, that was so like ten years ago! Whatever..."

Regardless of the exact time and date, the former lovebirds are no more.


Levi told the Associated Press today that it was a "mutual decision" which means that it probably wasn't. But that's what you say when you break up. Kind of like when you get fired, you want to spend more time with your family.

Bristol talked to AP too saying she was "devastated."

No comment

The governor's office isn't talking about it because it isn't state news. This means the press will continually ignore that and pester Governor Palin's staff endlessly.

They will undoubtedly relent and release a statement. This won't satisfy the media so they will hammer on Palin's staff again until the governor herself comments on it.

Knowing the press won't let this go, she will probably talk to them in-person before the end of the week (despite not being state business).


Oh yeah, the breakup might be particularly painful for Levi. He might have to go to a local tattoo removal outfit.

Luckily, he didn't have Bristol's face engraved on his back or anything. Just Bristol's name tattooed on his ring finger. You can check out that photo here.

There's plenty of other gossip out there too. But since we don't report gossip (unless we get it first hand), we'll just say you can read more about it here and here.

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