John Boehner likes Jeb Bush for president (but, shhh, don't tell Barbara Bush)

Who’s got the tougher job: President Obama or the speaker of the House, Republican John Boehner of Ohio?

It’s clear from his interview with Jay Leno, aired Thursday on "The Tonight Show," that Speaker Boehner sees the White House as the worst of the two places to be. Asked if he’d ever run for president, Boehner immediately answered no.

It’d just be too tough on his personal habits. “Listen, I like to play golf. I like to cut my own grass,” he explained. Both activities contribute to his famous tan – also a topic of discussion. “You know, I do drink red wine. I smoke cigarettes. And I'm not giving that up to be the president of the United States."

The studio audience applauded.

But Boehner had a suggestion for who might occupy the Oval Office in 2016. How about Jeb Bush? Not that he’s endorsing the former Republican governor of Florida. (Who would want to cross the Bush matriarch, Barbara, who has laid down the line: No more Bushes in the White House?) "I'm not endorsing anyone,” Boehner told Mr. Leno, adding, “Jeb Bush is my friend and I frankly think he'd make a great president."

Chris Christie and his problems with Bridge-gate? It doesn’t appear that the New Jersey governor, a GOP presidential favorite up until now, knew anything about it, the speaker said. Then he added: “This is not going to go away anytime soon.”

As for the job of speaker, Boehner made it out to be no picnic, either. Leno asked him about Republican infighting – whether it’s the worst he’s ever seen on Capitol Hill.

“Oh no, it’s – well, maybe it is,” he said. “Probably. Yeah, probably.” As the audience laughed, Boehner added, “It’s bad.” But, he qualified, “the funny thing about the so-called infighting is that we agree on all the goals. We think Obamacare is bad for the country. We think we shouldn’t spend more than we bring in. We think the president is ignoring the law.” The fight is over tactics, he said.

He acknowledged that, “yep,” the Republicans were to blame for the partial government shutdown in October over the Affordable Care Act. He candidly laid out that this wasn’t his idea. In the end, though, he felt he had to go along with it.

“I told my colleagues in July I didn’t think shutting down the government over Obamacare would work because the president said, ‘I’m not going to negotiate,’ ” Boehner said. But other Republicans insisted on going ahead. “When I looked up, I saw my colleagues going this way. And you learn that a leader without followers is simply a man taking a walk.… So I said, ‘You want to fight this fight? I’ll go fight the fight with you.’ ”

Yes, it’s not easy being John Boehner. The speaker joked about how tough it is to be a public figure with a name no one knows how to pronounce. “It's hard running for office when people can't say your name. You know, my name looks like Beener, Bonner, Boner.”

For the record. It’s BAY-ner.