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15 funny lines from 'Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores'

Here are 15 strange remarks from bookstore customers, compiled by writer and bookstore staff member Jen Campbell.

2. Revisionist Robin Hood

"Do you have any Robin Hood stories where he doesn't steal from the rich? My husband's called Robin and I'd like to buy him a copy for his birthday, but he's a banker, so..." (from Campbell)

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