10 quips from America's funniest writers

Comedian and writer Andy Borowitz chose lines from some of America's sharpest wits.

2. Woody Allen


From Allen's "A Look at Organized Crime": "Identifying criminals is up to each of us. Usually they can be recognized by their large cufflinks and their failure to stop eating when the man sitting next to them is hit by a falling anvil."

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