If I omit a letter from a word or add one to it, I don't believe some Freudian push influenced me to do it. Or if I write dear fiend instead of friend when I address you, I simply overshot the r; please don't let it distress you. I haven't cut or sprained a thumb, my strength has not been waning; it's only that my typing fingers missed some boot camp training. -- Why, often, even quite at peace within a peaceful house, I write anonymous and find I've got anonymouse.

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