Snail By Gaylan Cooke, 9, Stowe, Vermont September 12, 1983 No one writes a letter to a snail. He does not have a mailbox for his mail. He does not have a bathtub or a rug. There's no one in his house he can hug. There isn't any room inside and yet they say the Snail is satisfied. Recommended: Could you pass a US citizenship test?