He looks around with his beady eyes, Thinking himself to be ever so wise. He waddles about with soggy flat feet, I think he is really quite sweet. He gets dressed up in black and white Making himself quite a sight; But what I think I really like best Is his little pure white vest. I like him best because he's both clumsy and graceful, Clumsy on land he is fat and disgraceful. Graceful, you say? Yes! In the water He swims as graceful as an otter.