You might as well poll left-handed divorcées.
A new law could levy fines and jail time for taco-truck proprietors who idle.
Mispronouncing them can be a grievous faux pas.
A strike originally called over high food prices and low wages spirals into confrontation and violence.
The unrest follows reports of atrocities by militants and US-backed Ethiopian and Somali forces, as well as a recent US strike on an alleged Al Qaeda leader there.
The fine print in a new federal plan forbids states from setting their own standards.