Hey, let's move Guantánamo up to Montana!
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Credit their ingenuity. Town officials in Hardin (population 3,384) have a 460-bed detention center that has sat unopened since construction in 2007. With construction loans in default and a need for tenants to fill the facility, they started examining their options.
Exactly, thought the Hardin City Council. They loved the idea and by a 5 - 0 vote told the local economic development team to go forward and rally up some support from state and federal officials.
After all, they've got the competitive advantage.
"There are 50 states, and some state is going to get this and they're all going to have issues and they're all going to need money," local economic development leader Greg Smith told the Billings Gazette. "But we have something the others don't."
An empty jail. Or as the website RantRave called it: Montánamo Bay.
So is Montana's congressional delegation jumping at the idea?
Well, this time we'll quote Sasha Cohen from Borat: "Not so much."
The state's other senator -- Jon Tester -- agreed saying he is "against any proposal to bring Guantánamo detainees to Montana."
And to make it a hat trick, Congressman Denny Rehberg added, "We should be doing everything possible to keep them out of our country, let alone our state."
Joe the Terrorist
And then U.S. Marshall Dwight McKay chimed in comparing the difference in the prisoner populations.
"These are not the normal Joe Six-Pack meth users," MacKay said. "This is a different league of people that can be considered a national threat. We have to take the proper steps to ensure the safety of our community, the safety of our courts, the safety of our U.S. attorneys."
Discouraged? Not Greg Smith.
"I still think it's going somewhere," he said.
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