Honest Toddler says your advice on how to act is getting a little old. "Listening ears, gentle hands, inside voices," Toddler wrote. "If you're an adult, you've probably used these terms three to four hundred times in the last ten minutes. Question: Do you know what 'minding your own business' means? It means letting your child's spirit remain free. Your number one responsibility as a volunteer caregiver is to keep the unbroken crackers and full-strength juice coming."