10 more strange comments from 'Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores'

From the confusing to the wacky, here are 10 more odd remarks from 'Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores' by Jen Campbell.

10. Unacceptable literature

Customer: "My daughter's been having nightmares about 'The Gruffalo'... what are you going to do about it?"

Bookseller: "When did you buy this book from us?"

Customer: "We didn't buy it from you... I've Googled all the bookstores I can find, and I'm calling you up to request that you stop stocking the book immediately... so, are you going to get rid of the copies you do have?"

Bookseller: "No, I'm afraid we won't be doing that... this appears to be an isolated incident, and the book is loved by many of our customers."

Customer: "I see. Well, I'll be splitting my daughter's counseling bill and sharing it among heartless booksellers like you!"

Bookseller: "Out of interest, how many bookstores have agreed to get rid of the book so far?"

Customer: "I think you'll find that's beside the point."

(Phone goes dead)

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Dear Reader,

About a year ago, I happened upon this statement about the Monitor in the Harvard Business Review – under the charming heading of “do things that don’t interest you”:

“Many things that end up” being meaningful, writes social scientist Joseph Grenny, “have come from conference workshops, articles, or online videos that began as a chore and ended with an insight. My work in Kenya, for example, was heavily influenced by a Christian Science Monitor article I had forced myself to read 10 years earlier. Sometimes, we call things ‘boring’ simply because they lie outside the box we are currently in.”

If you were to come up with a punchline to a joke about the Monitor, that would probably be it. We’re seen as being global, fair, insightful, and perhaps a bit too earnest. We’re the bran muffin of journalism.

But you know what? We change lives. And I’m going to argue that we change lives precisely because we force open that too-small box that most human beings think they live in.

The Monitor is a peculiar little publication that’s hard for the world to figure out. We’re run by a church, but we’re not only for church members and we’re not about converting people. We’re known as being fair even as the world becomes as polarized as at any time since the newspaper’s founding in 1908.

We have a mission beyond circulation, we want to bridge divides. We’re about kicking down the door of thought everywhere and saying, “You are bigger and more capable than you realize. And we can prove it.”

If you’re looking for bran muffin journalism, you can subscribe to the Monitor for $15. You’ll get the Monitor Weekly magazine, the Monitor Daily email, and unlimited access to CSMonitor.com.

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