15 funny lines from 'Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores'

Here are 15 strange remarks from bookstore customers, compiled by writer and bookstore staff member Jen Campbell.

8. A new title

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Customer: "Do you have 'Dr. Who and the Secrets of the Hidden Planet of Time'?"

Bookseller: "I'm not familiar with that one. Hang on and I'll check our system for you... I'm afraid I can't find it in our database or a reference to it online. Are you sure you've got the right title?"

Customer: "No, not at all. I don't know that it actually exists."

Bookseller: "What do you mean?"

Customer: "Oh, I was just driving to work yesterday and I thought up the title and I thought, 'Now that sounds like the kind of book I'd like to read,' you know?" (from Campbell)

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Dear Reader,

About a year ago, I happened upon this statement about the Monitor in the Harvard Business Review – under the charming heading of “do things that don’t interest you”:

“Many things that end up” being meaningful, writes social scientist Joseph Grenny, “have come from conference workshops, articles, or online videos that began as a chore and ended with an insight. My work in Kenya, for example, was heavily influenced by a Christian Science Monitor article I had forced myself to read 10 years earlier. Sometimes, we call things ‘boring’ simply because they lie outside the box we are currently in.”

If you were to come up with a punchline to a joke about the Monitor, that would probably be it. We’re seen as being global, fair, insightful, and perhaps a bit too earnest. We’re the bran muffin of journalism.

But you know what? We change lives. And I’m going to argue that we change lives precisely because we force open that too-small box that most human beings think they live in.

The Monitor is a peculiar little publication that’s hard for the world to figure out. We’re run by a church, but we’re not only for church members and we’re not about converting people. We’re known as being fair even as the world becomes as polarized as at any time since the newspaper’s founding in 1908.

We have a mission beyond circulation, we want to bridge divides. We’re about kicking down the door of thought everywhere and saying, “You are bigger and more capable than you realize. And we can prove it.”

If you’re looking for bran muffin journalism, you can subscribe to the Monitor for $15. You’ll get the Monitor Weekly magazine, the Monitor Daily email, and unlimited access to CSMonitor.com.

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