10 quips from America's funniest writers
Comedian and writer Andy Borowitz chose lines from some of America's sharpest wits.
9. George Carlin
Stand-up comic George Carlin on the way that television professionals misuse words: "Unique needs no modifier. Very unique, quite unique, more unique, real unique, fairly unique, and extremely unique are wrong, and they mark you as dumb. Although certainly not unique."