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In Pakistan, protesting goes a cappella

As things get tougher for their president, Pakistanis use a catchy pop tune to express their anger.

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Among the most widely popular forms of satire is Chaudhry's anthem. A reflection of the movement it inspires, it draws on various elements and layers of Pakistani society. Sung a cappella in Punjabi, it was recorded by religious students in the style of a Punjabi folk song, but its tongue-in-cheek refrains are popular from Karachi to Islamabad, whether its listeners are religious or speak Punjabi or not.

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That's because the song, and the half-dozen other politically charged hits on bootlegged CDs, use colloquial puns to broadcast what has been on people's minds for months: the breakdown in the rule of law, price hikes, Musharraf's undermining of the Constitution, and his pandering to the West.

"People are very frustrated and sometimes they feel they have no way to express it," says Shahid Shamsie, the spokesperson for the Muttahida Majlis-e-Amal, or the United Action Front, a coalition of religious parties. "Even though it is light, a song like this is a public expression of the hate that people feel right now."

The song is only one element of a flowering of Pakistan's pop culture during these tense times. Indeed, new media is helping to render critiques of the government more powerful and more sophisticated than ever before. Some five years ago the common Pakistani had a handful of TV stations to choose between – all state owned. Today there are over 40 private channels beaming news and entertainment from within Pakistan.

In barbershops and restaurants, Pakistanis are laughing aloud to The 4-Man Show, a Saturday Night Live Weekend Update-style satire that runs on Aaj Television, one of the country's most popular private channels. For the cast, who impersonate to hilarious effect the likenesses of Musharraf and his inner circle, nothing is sacred – not even the Red Mosque.

"I got a call from Ghazi Abdul Rashid after we ran a segment on the mosque," says Murtaza Chaudary, who writes and hosts the show. The episode, which aired last month, poked fun at the cleric's antivice campaign, suggesting that it was because of unavailability of his favorite titles at video stores. "He really enjoyed it. I was surprised to hear it, but he thought it was a creative way of getting at the issue."

Last week after a battle broke out between security forces and the "Red Mosque Brigade," the head imam of the mosque was arrested as he tried to escape dressed as a woman in a burqa. The ridiculous getaway was perfect fodder for Chaudary and his team, and they quickly went to work recording some new sketches, but decided to pull them at the last moment. "When reports of deaths started coming in, we realized that people weren't exactly joyous at the moment," says Mr. Chaudary. "We thought it would be irresponsible to air this right now."

Try as it might, the government can't regulate all the critiques streaming in digital bits across Pakistan: The viral nature of new technologies like cellphones, whose numbers have exploded in Pakistan in recent years, allow instant distribution of underground media like Chaudhry's anthem and a bevy of satirical texts poking fun at the regime.

This one started making the rounds a few weeks ago: "Musharraf arrested, assemblies dissolved, emergency declared… If any of this happens, let me know."

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Uncle lose the uniform why don't you

Uncle, lose the uniform, why don't you?

Take your pension and leave, why don't you?


Be a man for once, why don't you?

Stick to your word, why don't you?


Your time is at an end,

There's no choice but to say goodbye

Haven't you gobbled up enough already?

Broken the constitution with your own two hands

Go home with some dignity, why don't you?

Uncle, lose the uniform, why don't you?

Take your pension and leave, why don't you?


Such high aims you have

To bring European culture right here

Our daughters and sisters run down the street

Running down the street in shorts

Drown yourself to a shameful death, why don't you?

Uncle, lose the uniform, why don't you?

Take your pension and leave, why don't you?


You're always running off to Washington,

Running off to butter up Bush,

Falling to his feet and groveling

And turning around and threatening the weak

Fight the real oppressor, why don't you?

Uncle, lose the uniform, why don't you?

Take your pension and leave, why don't you?


Evil laid the chess board out

Found their pawn and made a move

You earned the brotherhood defeat

Stood fast by your friend, the Enemy

Be ashamed at your crime, why don't you?

Uncle, lose the uniform, why don't you?

Take your pension and leave, why don't you?


Struck down and wounded your own people

Cut them up just like a butcher

Evil seems to egg you on

While all of Kashmir curses you

Show your power there, why don't you?

Uncle, lose the uniform, why don't you?

Take your pension and leave, why don't you?


You kept murderers close to your heart

What did you get for all this oppression?

For spilling the blood of the Afghans?

For embarrassing Muslims everywhere?

Repent at what you've done, why don't you?

Uncle, lose the uniform, why don't you?

Take your pension and leave, why don't you?


Open your eyes and see

America's heartless terrorism

Killing people like insects

But honor does not fear power

So show some honor, why don't you?

Uncle, lose the uniform, why don't you?

Take your pension and leave, why don't you?


Thieves and robbers of this nation

They're all your friends, their bellies full

They run around with impunity

Going around raiding Mosques

Go right off to hell, why don't you?

Uncle, lose the uniform, why don't you?

Take your pension and leave, why don't you?

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