Backstory: H.L. Mencken, 'The Sage of Baltimore,' had a zing bloggers can't touch
The most widely quoted American writer expected it, and even planned it, to be so.
There's still time in this semicentenary year of H.L. Mencken's passing to review his contributions to American letters and ponder why – even amid the modern effluvia of our hydra-headed media – he remains the most widely quoted American writer.Skip to next paragraph
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Why does this curmudgeon, with a wit like a poniard, who dealt in the ephemeral currency of the news, and whose heyday had ended by the middle of the last century, still claim attention?
Any doubters should visit the Mencken Room in the Enoch Pratt Free Library here, which holds artifacts left by the Sage of Baltimore: his Corona typewriter, the desk he occupied at the Baltimore Evening Sun, his books, and nearly every scrap that holds the estimated 15 million words he put on paper during his life – not to mention a lavishly romantic portrait of the great man resting his head against his palm, in bright red suspenders given him by Rudolf Valentino.
Mencken had doughy features that made his face amenable to the skills of a deft artist. His center-parted hair made him look boyish beyond his youth. But there was nothing of the center about him, nor middle of the road. All his reflexes were of the conservative, untraveled provincial, combined with the arrogance of the autodidact. (He never went to college.) He was also a total libertarian with regard to free speech, a genius with words, driven by an inclination to impale the lords of the political ascendancy – people like Franklin D. Roosevelt, whose death drew forth this: "He had every quality that morons esteem in their heroes"; and William Jennings Bryan, for his "vague, unpleasant manginess."
"I was born in the larva of the comfortable and complacent bourgeoisie," Mencken wrote of his pillowed life, "encapsulated in affection, and kept fat, saucy and contented. Thus I got through my nonage without acquiring an inferiority complex."
He absorbed the standard prejudices of the early 20th century – toward blacks, Jews, immigrants. He even had "a prejudice against poverty.... The blame [for it] so far as my experience runs, always lies within." In other words, it's their own fault.
Mencken was a skeptic, and a life-long social Darwinian. Psychologically he was, in the words of an admirer, "an incredible egotist."
The Mencken Room is a cynosure for the many devoted to his life and work. Closed, except to scholars and journalists, the room opens to the public each September, on Mencken Day, and a living luminary comes to say nice things about him. This year contrarian Christopher Hitchens said he preferred "to think of Mencken as a misanthrope rather than a bigot or racist." He also confirmed what the faithful in the auditorium already knew: Mencken and Mark Twain were "the two who discovered the American language," as something different from Hitchens's own, the English language.
Vincent Fitzpatrick, curator of the Mencken Room, guards proof of Mencken's continuing popularity: 152 scrapbooks started by Mencken. At 23, confident of future fame, he hired a clipping service to gather every word, good or bad, about himself in print. That's continued for 103 years. Dr. Fitzpatrick says he fills 1,000 pages annually of new clippings – comments, quotations of Mencken aphorisms, and epigrams, such as, "Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married, too."
Funny, but, in a way, revealing about the man. Russell Baker, the former New York Times columnist and constant admirer of Mencken, describes his relations with women as "strange."
"He had a long relationship with Marion Bloom," he says, "but never took her home to his mother." That's because, writes biographer Marion Elizabeth Rodgers, "he was a high born German and had it in him to desire a wife to make a fine showing before his world." In other words, he was a snob.