YOU NEVER SAW ME, OK?
The man distributing advertising leaflets well after midnight was only trying to cover for his teenage son, who'd had a bit too much weekend and did not finish his part-time duties for a Canberra, Australia, pizza shop. Still, Peter Costello wasn't eager to be recognized out on the streets at such an unseemly hour, so he donned a hat and oversized coat as a disguise. Who's Costello and why did he want to appear anonymous? He is Australia's treasurer and heir-apparent to Prime Minister John Howard.
I AM SOOOOOOO SORRY
Somewhere in Communist Vietnam's bureaucracy, a functionary is engaging in heavy "self-criticism" for failing to catch a flagrant error before a new promotional map of Hanoi, the capital, went to press. Thousand of copies that were to be shipped to travel agencies and operators must be reprinted because they show revolution leader Ho Chi Minh's mausoleum as a zoo.
Britney Spears better known than Dick Cheney, poll finds
Tiger Woods was the most recognizable name to Americans who were shown a list of people appearing recently in the news, a survey by Slay Public Relations found. The agency is based in New York and Los Angeles. Selected names from the survey of 1,037 randomly selected people, and the percentage of respondents who were able to identify them:
Tiger Woods, pro golfer 92%
Julia Roberts, film star 90
Jim Carrey, actor 87
Britney Spears, pop star 84
Vice President Cheney 78
Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan 67
Toni Morrison, author 31
Mexican President Vicente Fox 18
Chinese President Jiang Zemin 10
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