Football coach LaVell Edwards of Brigham Young University: ``People say I'm not a happy man. I am. It's just that sometimes I forget to tell my face.'' Guard World B. Free of pro basketball's Cleveland Cavaliers on the dunking abilities of teammate Phil Hubbard: ``Hubs couldn't dunk a letter in a mailbox.''
Northeastern University athletic director Irwin Cohen, for many years the school's track and field coach: ``A pole vaulter essentially does a handstand on a pole 20 feet in the air. You've got to be a daredevil.''
John Bach, coach of basketball's Golden State Warriors, after a sloppy loss: ``We played like there was a rattlesnake on top of the ball.''